It’s like being 10 again… (The Soul of Baseball)
Joe Posnanski of the Kansas City Star and the great blog The Soul of Baseball notes that he’s been lucky enough to interview and meet some of sports’ greatest stars: Michael Jordan, Jeff Gordon, Mickey Mantle and LeBron James to name a few.
But it didn’t dawn on Posnanski that he’s never encountered one of his childhood idols, former Cleveland Indians second baseman Duane Kuiper, either on the job as a reporter or by casual meeting. He wanted to play second base (like Kuiper), he dove for ground balls (like Kuiper) and he even slapped down bunts to get on base (just like…you guessed it — Kuiper).
Enter Barry Bonds’ quest for baseball immortality and Posnanski’s assignment to cover it.
Anyway, I was aware in a general way that Duane is now an announcer for the San Francisco Giants. But when I actually went to San Francisco to cover this Bonds chase, I never really put it together that I could meet my hero. It just didn’t occur to me. At some point, seven or eight days in, my friend Mike Vaccaro said, “You should go over to the booth and meet Duane Kuiper.”
And I thought: “Holy shmoly! [I often think using phrases like “Holy Shmoly!” and “Shazam!”] I really should.”
And then I got nervous. Crazy, right? But this guy was my hero. This wasn’t like going up to Johan Santana and asking him what pitch he threw in the seventh. That’s work. This was a whole different thing. This was about meeting a childhood hero (I had the same inhibition when I finally met Ozzie Newsome. I really couldn’t allow myself to feel that when Buddy Bell became manager of the Royals). Then I thought, “Hey, maybe I could do a column on Duane Kuiper. You know, here’s the opposite of Barry Bonds, the guy who hit only one home run. And he’s the one calling the games. That’s great. That’s how I’ll do this.”
So, of course, the next day Jayson Stark did that very column. So now I couldn’t do that.
Luckily for Posnanski, his idol got wind of his pursuit — or lack thereof — and gave him a surprise.
Wayne Gretzky and Joe Montana are you reading?