News and notes for this snack edition of The Power Lunch…

Fan of EPL team banned for life for touching Milan keeper (Soccernet) A fan of the Celtic soccer club is banned after touching AC Milan keeper Dida during match.

Steroids: We are shocked, shocked to find steroid use in women’s track (Deadspin) Marion Jones admits to using PEDs prior to competing in the 2000 Sydney Games.

Disnergy strikes again! (Awful Announcing) You knew it had to happen sooner or later: a cast member of an ABC show might be appearing soon on an MNF broadcast.

Screamin’ A. Smith v. Dan Patrick hits Chicago airwaves (The Big Lead) The two will face off during late night programming.